June 30, 2009 at 4:01 pm
#20349
Clay Dowling
Participant
is different from “won’t do.” This boy ain’t the sharpest knife in the drawer. There was an open bottle of alcohol in the car too, which he’s supposed to know better than to do (as in I’ve warned him specifically about it in the past). Fortunately he passed the field sobriety test though, so no time in lockup. Officer could have taken him in on the general douchebaggery too (felonious assault was the specific charge), but decided not to press that one after the tone of my wife’s voice indicated that jail would be letting the kid off light.
I’m leaning towards dropping him off at the Army recruiting office. Needs something to knock some sense into his head.